NGIP is #1 and Not Afraid to Rub Your Nose In It

OK, am I the only one to get excited over a little number?

This is so that I can fly down to LA and hit the Emmys before I traipse off to New York. No, it's not the celebrity-laden Emmys. It's the one they hold the week before for all the non-celebrity types that no one knows about (because no one cares). So yeah, that's the one I'm going to. They should call it the Rat'sAss Emmys. But I'm going to walk across the same damn red carpet at the same damn venue as the real Emmys and go to the same damn after-party they hold for all the nominees. The cool thing is, I can act like a total ass with no fear of papparazzi!

If you're lucky I will pose with  my Emmy and show you guys that shiny bad boy, which I'm sure I will win, because anybody who is anybody knows that The Nanny Goats In Panties Virtual Reality Show is the best damn show on television right now.

So, I got this in my email box:





Once again someone has spent countless hours pouring over the last three and half years of my posts and come to the same conclusion that all my fans have - that Nanny Goats rocks. And...they are ready to pay cash! Who needs blog ads when big famous internet moguls are ready to pay the big bucks for your blog?

I want to thank all you little people who stood by me when I thought this blog was going nowhere, when I thought nobody would ever read this blog, when I got nothing but hate mail threatening to do evil with goats in panties. Heyyyyy, that would make a good Emmy speech. Mind if I use that?

I wonder how many millions of dollars Mr. Jones will be handing over to me.

And speaking of awards...

Thank you Preston over at Me and the Blue Skies for giving me the Kind Blogger Award. Because I am nothing but dripping with kindness. Want some candy, little girl? BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I won't pass it on, as awards seem to be saturating the blogoshpere like Amway salesmen (excuse me, Quixtar salesmen), but I did want to acknowledge Preston for bestowing this award for which I so humbly accept and richly deserve and it's about damn time.