Dear Nanny Goats In Panties,
I am offended, Sir or Madam, by your reckless matchmaking of a one-eyed dog and one-eyed cat in your post entitled “Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?” dated October 27, 2008. You have managed to undo in one day what my organization has spent years trying to accomplish.
I’ll have you know that we are many in number. Have you no compassion? Did you even think for one minute that another single-eyed animal would prove more compatible for Wink? No, without even batting an eye, so to speak, you egregiously assumed that Ringo was “the one” for Wink. A cat, I might add, labeled by one of your astute readers as “a used car salesman”.
Where are your scruples? Where are your focus groups? On what data did you base your analysis?
I strongly urge you to recant your rush to conduct what is incontrovertibly a hasty hook-up, and consider other potential candidates immediately.
Signed,
Pippa
President and Co-Founder of The Boisterous and Loud Internal Nuthouse Department (B.L.I.N.D.)
P.S. I have enclosed my picture for your consideration.
P.P.S. I am 5 years old and have an agreeable demeanor. I enjoy laughing, wild oats, and fine wines.
(Photo courtesy of Goat Yoda over at Glastonbury Farm)
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The Gold Paw Award from Dennis over at Dennis The Vizsla
The Butterfly Award from Robyn over at Robyn’s Online World
The “I Love Your Blog” Award from JenniferSusan over at Amongst Other Things
From Midlife Mama over at Midlife Musings
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
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Ringo said he’s up for the competetion!
You had me worried there for a minute, whew.
Congrats on all your awards! Your blog rocks and you’re so loved!
I knew there has to be a one eyed goat out there somewhere.
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Tag your it, lol
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Nanny,
I have a Hallowe’en goodie over at my blog. Stop by and let me know what you think. (All are welcome!)
Kat
My husband only has one eye, lately, but he’s taken. He does like goats though. Actually, there is a family resemblence.
Hilarious! I love your sense of humor and your posts! (I think Wink and Ringo make the puurrrfect couple, btw!)
Holy Crap the goat has one eye!
I intercepted an email that Wink sent. I think they do share the same taste in music.
Some of their favorites are:
Eye Will Always Love You, by Whitney Houston
Iris, by the Goo Goo Dolls
In Your Eyes, by Peter Gabriel
Unbreak My Eye, by Toni Braxton
You know that girl should just respect true love.
Maybe we could hook this here little nanny goat up with my daughter’s three-legged Boxer. Maybe with only one eye, the goat would never catch on.
KJ
http://www.nanadiaries.com
Even your “fan” mail is funny? And what’s with all the one-eyed animals? Is it a new mutation I’d not heard of before. What’s next, a frog?
yes this is the stuff!
haha—how cute! You know you should at least give him a chance! And to answer your question on my blog-steal any pictures you want! Goat, dog, me-whatever!
hello ngip its dennis the vizsla dog hay obviusly sum feend is going arownd plukking owt animals left eyes so if ennywun needs me i wil be hiding under the bed ok bye
Wow! Good week!
Bwahahaha! So here I am with One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater going through my head. Fine wines…Bwahahaha!
Oh, man, you’re killin’ me with these adorable one-eyed fuzzy people.
Do NOT warm the cockles of my heart, do you hear me? I like my cockles cold.
[But look at those little faces…sniff, sniff…choke…waaaahhhh!]
Oh, DAMN it!
You are killing me here!
You tell her, Pippa!
Ha!! OK - THAT got me laughing. (It kind of got my goat if you know what I mean!)
The important question is-do they both like the same music?
baby goats remind me of a guy i knew who went to mississippi state.
who needs demographics & focus groups. Or scruples for that matter. Wink and Ringo are clearly MFEO.
(That’s Made For Each Other for the few of you that don’t have Sleepless In Seattle memorized.)
You never fail to totally crack me up! Everything about this post is just damn funny!
ahahaha! but all I have to say in response to Pippa is “nnnnaaaaahh”.
I don’t know where I have been that I haven’t seen your blog. You have the best blog name yet. Congrats.
Too cute! (and the letter was good also!) LOL!
I love goats!
So that’s who Robert Browning was writing about!
Is she from Kentucky?
Kat
I can assure you that it was NOT me who was offended.
This time. 😉
Well then, I guess you and Pippa don’t see eye-to-eye on this issue huh?
Maybe you can become the poster child for animal disabilities!
Awww, so cute!!!
You are too funny, my friend. TOO FUNNEE.
Again, you crack me up! I always know it’s going to be a good day when there is a new NGIP post.
ahahahahaha! this is great.
You are one hilarious Nanny in Panties!
LMBO!
Congrats on your awards, no surprise…you are GOOD!
Oh MY… well, I can see where the One-eyed Goat-American population as a demographic would be mite unhappy, yes.
Why do I have Heywood Banks’ song, “She’s the One-Eye Love” running through my head now??
Geezy-kreezy! Those darn B.L.I.N.D people are harassing everyone! Live and let LOVE!!
OMG, LMAOROTFPMP. enough said!
ROTFLMAO!!!
I think maybe we need to put together some kind of ‘Love Connection’ show and let the viewers decide.
We’ll be back in two and two.
I saw that coming.
AWWWWW! OK, that just totally made me crack up. Soooo cute! “and fine wines.” bwahaha.
So, you WILL be printing a retraction, right?
Oh, and Pippa, being left-eye deprived, would also not see “eye-to-eye”, so to speak, with Wink.
Besides, she’s too tall.
AGAIN? with the left eye?!?!?!
sorry, Pippa - Ringo is still the better choice for Wink!
I just know that NGIP is an equal opportunity match-maker