Watch Out Boy, She'll Chew You Up

Is it me, or is a Rupert Grint just adorable? Don't you just want to eat him? OK, I've never understood that phrase because when I think someone is attractive, the last thing I want to do is gobble him up, chew him forty times as recommended by health advisors, and send him down the path of digestion. I would think that's what you do to your enemy, because masticating on someone would kind of kill them.

Anyway, I don't know if it's his floppy hair, or enviable youthful glow, but Hubba-Hubba, know what I'm sayin'? Or maybe it isn't Rupert, but his Harry Potter movie character, Ron Weasley. Oh, I hope he's not an anti-Mugglite. We could have our very own half-blood princes. I wouldn't change my name though because, Weasley? Really?

Anyway, here's a question for you (those of you not attracted to men, use your imagination): If you could be a cougar, what significantly younger male celebrity would you want to DemiMoore-ify? Or would it be Ashton Kutcherize? Whatever. You know what I mean.

I'd like to thank my good buddy Vinny (aka Waterbeast) for sending in this photo, which has been "lifted" so often, I can't even track down its source: