Yes, Maui, the Island of the Sun (or something very Paradisey-sounding like that). We spent two weeks in this tropical wonderland. We fell asleep every night to the crashing of the waves. We strolled along the beach, holding hands and-- Oh My God is that a cockroach??
That is a cockroach, isn't it. And they're breeding like rabbits!
I thought the condo association would have sprayed for that. Oh dear, they're all over the place!
Hello....trying to eat my lunch here. Could you get a cockroach motel room?
And look at all those disgusting people taking pictures. Perverts.
After this horrifying experience, I don't know if we can ever stay at this place again. I tried to make the best of it, and even asked the cockroaches to smile and I got nothing but sour puss faces.
Say "cheese"!
So I turned further out to sea, but every time I tried to take a picture of the sea monsters, they flipped me the bird.
What kind of place is this?
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