Anybody who tries to call Nanny Goats in Panties a goat blog is severely mistaken, according to a recent Google Search. I Googled “goat blog” and NGIP does not appear even once in the results! Of course, I only checked the first four pages, but still. Not a goat blog.
I can’t begin to tell you how proud I am, however, that people around the globe have come to my blog while searching for the following terms in the last month:
- buddha sex with skulls
- pissing contest
- all you can eat panties
- son of a gun from nannygoatin’
- there once was a man with a bucket
- a mean old nanny goat doesn’t change into a dove because a little time has past
and my favorite - drumroll please…..
But that’s not why I called you people here today. I got off on a tangent there right out of the gate and the real reason I wanted to speak to you is to tell you that I drove past my neighbor’s house today and saw this near his door:
I considered going over there, knocking on his door and laughing boisterously in his face, pointing at him while I held my belly and laughed and laughed, mercilessly mocking him as I wiped tears from my eyes, struggling to get the words out about his wreath. Except that when I walked into my house, I saw THIS in my living room:
I would try to further defend myself by declaring something like, “Oh yeah? Well at least there’s only two ornaments on the tree and the blanket underneath is gone!”
Except that the tree never got past two ornaments at its peak decoration. And I never found the blanket.
The good news is, we’ll be having a Valentine’s Day Tree this year.
What? I don’t have time to take it down right now. I’m busy packing for a trip to Tucson. Speaking of which, you guys need anything while I’m there?
people keep finding my blog by googling “getting rid of coffeejitters.” ouch.
People keep finding my blog by googling “getting rid of coffeejitters.” ouch.
That is some really strange links there… I don't have any idea why they would be sent to your blog - weird!
As for the Christmas… er, Valentine's Day tree, I think it looks lovely. All you need is a blinking heart on top. WooHoo!!
I see that my post about Toilet Mystery and Mom's a Swinger (cause she swings my feather toy) are the big draws to my posts. Bet they are really surprised to see I'm a cat.
Nice to meet you!
Yours are a bit more exotic than mine, but here are a few:
-kid essay one of my friend fell from the escalater in a shopping center
-10 things that go around and around like a ferris wheel
-breeder ofthe week
Ah, pretty tame.
buddha sex with skulls. Did I miss that post?
There is nothing inherently wrong with a tree in the house. There is something wrong about a Christmas wreath outside though. One does not air their dirty laundry for the world to see.
I keep getting searched for 'Angela Lansbury naked.'
Not literally..I meant my blog.
I hide these photos on my person all too well.
You have no idea how much I needed this. After spending my weekend at the hospital, I needed me some NGIP. Or a pissing contest. Or all I could eat panties. A man with a bucket would even work. The last one is just a classic…but I'm too dorky to remember it all.
At least I'm ahead of the game. I never got my tree up. Who looks like a dork now??
Too funny.
I get a lot of people searching for Patti Carnel. I didn't even know who she was at first. She's only mentioned once in someones comment.
A Valentine's day tree sounds lovely.
Love the searches that brought people to your blog. Weird isn't it.
I want to see the Valentine's day tree. Just saying.
I want to go with you on your trip. Okay?
Have a terrific day. 🙂
So, um, did you ever find out about the all you can eat panties? Just wondering.
Thanks for that great laugh this morning!
ROFL!! This is just wrong. I love it!!
I wonder if the house owner of that wreath saw the paparazzi taking pictures of his house.
Well, that makes me feel better about the Christmas lights on the outside of the house. 😉
you are a hoot! smiles.
Can you bring me back some steer?
Nanny G, many people wait months before removing their Christmas decorations, especially if the decorations are real. I don't do it, but I understand that it's such a pain in the tookass [as my grandmother YeYe called the butt] people let the pines fall, and they vacuum them up until the actual tree crumbles into one large pile of dust.
So in my opinion until you have a very large Tree dust pile, leave it be.
Oh and you can pick up a fabulous gift certificate from the Tuscany Medispa for your ol' pal SOL while your there. (Tee Hee)
I don't think I need in Tucson, since that's where I shot a man.
Oh, wait, that was Reno.
Oh dear. those google searches are kind of scary, but #7 is really quite a lovely piece of poetry.
I was ready to rant about how people who leave Christmas decorations and lights up in February drive me crazy, but then I realized YOU were one of those people. And I like your blog. So I won't rant. But can you please get soms help taking that tree down! - G
Not a goat blog… Um… Goat Thing of the Day?
Okay. My blog isn't an auction blog then… 😛
It was June when I took the Christmas bow off my mailbox last year. It was pretty. My husband's office staff keep a tree up year round, and decorate it monthly. Sure why not!
This may not be a goat blog, but Google DOES say it is a “nanny goat blog.” In my search, you came up #3.
As for the tree, we're behind you, as we never even got around to having one put up.
Uh… I'd laugh, but it's all too familiar…
Sunshine please!!!! My tree is still up too!! ROFL!! So I can't laugh at his wreath!
Hugs
SueAnn
{laughing and pointing}
Don't feel too bad ( a little is okay however) I still have garland all over my porch. I did take down the lights and the tree and all the wreaths.
Hey, if I hadn't googled buddha sex with skulls I'd never have found your blog. That would have been a bummer.
Wow. Buddha sex with a skull… I would never have even put those words together…
Your going to the gem show?
You lucky girl!
I still have a Thanksgiving Wreath on my door.
Don't even want to know what kind of people are googling pissing contest and/or all you can eat panties.
Love #7! (And I like what you've done with your tree too… keep up the good work!)
Love the search phrases! What's your Bounce Rate for “buddha sex with skulls”? I get tons of elderporn hits for Mature Landscaping; I'm proud to say the bounce rate on those is 100%, but I'm Southern, so I feel a twinge of guilt for disappointing ANYONE. We Southern women were born to be someone's yard gnome, honey.
I just got my tree undecorated and out the door last week. The stockings are still hanging on the mantle and the wreathe and other such stuff are still around my door and on my porch. I think a Valentine tree is a helluva good idea.
Have a great trip! Think about me while we are having a snowstorm..he he!
Enjoy!
“All you can eat panties” hmm… gives me something to Google now.
Wait… that would mean I'll just end up here, right ?
I'm good, but you might want to get the goats some new panties in the colors of an AZ sunset. Or perhaps with pictures of little kokopelis dancing all over the place.
PS. I just took mine down last weekend.
Ya, you can send me some of that beautifully warm Tucson weather into the cold snowy Ozarks. Ya'll come back with tan lines I'm gonna be soooo jealous!!!
You have a great weekend and a wonderful trip to Tucson!!!
According to Google everyone stops by my blog to see animal genitals. Eh, whatever.
Been awhile since I've last checked in and read some posts. Still the same great writing and humor. I'm back to posting on my own after being absent for 5 months.
The Christmas tree rocks.
Chock full of charm… or something-
Kelly
Maybe the blanket ran away to become someone's garden gnome.
Now I know where I need to go for all my pissing contest needs!
Just add a few hearts to the tree and you are good to go. Heck, it's green so might as well leave it up for Saint Patrick's Day too!!
Damn. I missed the pissing contest. In your carry-on bag, please pack some of that hot Tuscon sun. Don't let them put it into the luggage compartment below where it is cold. That sucker needs to stay hot like a delivery of Won Ton soup to your door. Thanks much. Have a great time!
Send me some warm air, will ya?
hahahahahahaha TOO funny. We took our little tree down on the 26th. But our lights are still up outside. 🙂 We're so white trash.
Are you going to Tucson for the gem show/!?!?! If so I am SOOO freaking jealous!
And that is exactly why I never bothered to even put UP a tree this year!
I also enjoy seeing how people find my blog. There are some real weirdos out there!
Assuming that half of those search terms are euphemisms - as is always a safe assumption with search terms - I am very blissful in my ignorance of what they are euphemisms for indeed.