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And Now There’s a Cloud in the Cloud

You’re probably wondering what the hell I’m doing here when I am up to my eyeballs in goose livers, but my housemate and I decided to take a break from all the poultry guts and celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary per our usual tradition of running off to the casino and spending the night. And […]

Choosing Baby Names for Asphalt

Call me a small stuff sweater. Because I can totally sweat the small stuff when I am of the mind. Take street names, for example. Here in Sacramento, after it ran out of letters to name the streets in this town, and before it got so suburb-happy, somebody came along and named a bunch of […]

Crock Pots, and Other Reasons for Living

30 Minus 2 Days of Writing Challenge Day 19: Tastes Like Chicken How have I lived, lo these many years, without the knowledge and power of the wonder that is the slow cooker, the almighty Crock Pot? I have fought and fought and fought some more with various protein animal products with less than zero […]

Goat Thing: Goats Take Olympic Silver!….Ribbon.

30 Minus 2 Days of Writing Challenge Day 18: Liars I could write a whole book about liars and how much I hate them. But then you’d be reading a very heavy tome filled with the ugly that came out of me and you’d question my ability to return from the hate abyss. You’d think […]

Goat Thing of the Day: A New Video Game

30 Minus 2 Days of Writing Challenge Day 12: Incommunicado I’ve got a treat for those of you who have been clamoring for a Goat Thing of the Day. I know! It’s been so long! Some game developers were goofing around during a game jam and…what, you don’t know what a game jam is? Are […]

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