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What Happens When My Inner Child Gets Ahold of the Camera

Today I am the featured guest on Ann’s Rants: Confessions of a Work Week Widow for Free Association Friday, but before you click over there (and I think you should because I’m just a barrel of laughs, although I’m far too humble to ever say such a thing), I wanted to show you this picture [...]

Employment is For the Birds

Unemployment is high enough already that we don’t need people out there exacerbating the issue by hiring animals to do the work. And I don’t want to hear anybody trying to correct me by saying, “Oh, we use the term ‘human-challenged’”. Have you heard about the new reality show called Aviarian Idol? They only hire [...]

Stop What You’re Doin’, Cuz I’m About to Ruin, the Image and the Style That You’re Used To

I was wearing my mermaid costume, working out to a Richard Simmons Swingin’ It Thru the 70′s exercise video with the front door wide open, when the mailman finally arrived. He had a package whose delivery was initiated by the man who lives in my house. Woo-hoo! A surprise gift! Can I get a holla! [...]

Honky Without the Tonk

My husband called me a “honky” the other day, which set me off into a fit of guffaws for more than one reason. First of all, I don’t think I’d heard that word for over twenty years. I can’t remember exactly how my husband used it, something about “you honkys … blah blah blah”. He’s [...]

My Veins Bleed UHF

When I was a kid, my mother would have me fetch her things while her nose was buried in the latest issue of Alfred Hitchcock or Ellery Queen magazine and her hand was buried in a bag of Doritos. Her blue, worn recliner was perched squarely in front of the TV. I resented my childhood [...]

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