Don’t interrupt me while I’m playing Bejeweled Blitz, or else you’ll pull back a bloody stump, my friend. The little eSpouse-Neglector from Hell Anybody who has played this insidiously addictive one-minute game on Facebook knows what I’m talking about. Facebook also has this Instant Messaging / Chat Box thing where any of your “friends” who […]
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Universal Subscription Agency, Inc: Scam Artists? Or Just Poorly Misunderstood?
Remember this guy? The American Idol Wannabe? The nice young man (named Desmond, or Nesbit, or something) who was selling magazine subscriptions door-to-door? Remember how he sang for me and I video taped him and showed it to you guys? Remember how I gave him $75 for a subscription to Discover Magazine? I wrote all […]
Dog Gone It: A Bark For Help
You know the evil stepsisters in Cinderella? The ones with control issues, who are mean, and quite possibly ugly? Did you ever wonder what horrible childhood they must have had in order to be so evil, because their behavior just doesn’t make any sense? Some of you may remember my talking about Wink last July: […]
Employment is For the Birds
Unemployment is high enough already that we don’t need people out there exacerbating the issue by hiring animals to do the work. And I don’t want to hear anybody trying to correct me by saying, “Oh, we use the term ‘human-challenged’”. Have you heard about the new reality show called Aviarian Idol? They only hire […]
