If I were St. Peter, standing at the gates of Heaven with my halo and purple clipboard, I wouldn’t waste my time going through the paperwork required to send fearmongers to Hell. I’d just smite them to death right there on the spot…
rants
Anger Management Issues with Boxes (and NGIP Merch Debuts)
I bring to you today the latest engineering in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese packaging. Remember the ridiculous request to “push in” as if the perforation would actually perforate? And am I the only one who “pushes in” with a frickin’ steak knife? Well they must have gotten enough complaints (and broken nails, and bloody fingers) […]
I Have This Pain on My Right Side
Have you ever walked into a room full of sullen face people and said “Hey! Who died?” and then wished you didn’t? Because someone did? Or perhaps you’ve found other ways to put your foot in your mouth. Perhaps you weren’t aware that your friend Trixie is still sensitive about her sons’s sex change operation […]
