Yes, we went to Hawaii last month, but that was for my Dad who walks real slow, is virtually blind from diabetes, and masticates for a minimum of a hundred minutes at each meal. And then has the audacity to complain (jokingly… sort of..) about how there wasn’t enough food. I left Hawaii after ten […]
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Apocalypse Now?… What About Now?… How About Now?
The thought of a large asteroid plowing into Farmer John’s cow patch (or whatever it is that’s supposed to happen in the year 2012) and wiping out the earth’s population doesn’t bother me. Why? Because after I die, nothing matters any more. Plus, that would be a relatively painless death and if there’s one thing […]
Where Do You Store Your Fat?
They say it’s different between men and women. Personally, I store my fat here: When I was a kid, my mother used to have this thing, this metal, adjustable, spring-loaded contraption that clipped onto the top of any frying pan, like a lid, but with holes and you just tilted your pan and poured the […]
