When I reach a point where I don’t want to the leave the house because I’m afraid that my neighbor, old man Warner, will shoot me for hammering on the wall all night, or the old lady behind me in line at Kentucky Fried Chicken will stab me in the back for repeatedly backing into […]
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Can Goats Get Catty? Yes We Can.
I’m not bitter or anything, but I think the deck is stacked against you if a beauty pageant is hosted in a foreign country. While I was honored to have participated as America’s representative in the Most Beautiful Goat Competition held this past weekend in some middle eastern country, I found their integrity regarding pageant […]
Visually Challenged NGIP Reader is Offended
Dear Nanny Goats In Panties, I am offended, Sir or Madam, by your reckless matchmaking of a one-eyed dog and one-eyed cat in your post entitled “Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?” dated October 27, 2008. You have managed to undo in one day what my organization has spent years trying to accomplish. I’ll have […]
