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30 Days of Photos, Day 5: Lotion

Oct 5th, 2012
by Margaret.

I joined a bunch of other bloggers in a 30-day photo challenge and today’s theme is “lotion”.

 

adult entertainment, massage lotions, cheap ass signs

A sidewalk sign in South Lake Tahoe. And an exemplary case of classy advertising. Where can I get one?

Because I forgot to bring my trusty mascot Lacy, you get subjected to the seedier side of Lake Tahoe.

Here’s what I don’t get. They say the porno adult entertainment industry is a 457 quadrillion dollar industry. But they can’t afford professional advertising? Really?

This lame-ass signage is one step above stealing a refrigerator box from an alley and slapping Post-It notes on there boasting “GRILS GRLS GRILLS” scrawled with a Sharpie.

 

You can see today’s other challengers over at Ziva’s Inferno.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/patkumicich Pat Kumicich

    sure looks like the dark side of Lake Tahoe!

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      And it’s a new place too. They’re in the process of “developing” the area into a proper “strip”, I guess, pun intended.

  • http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/ nonamedufus

    Um, do you have an address?

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      hee hee!

  • http://pricillaspeaks.blogspot.com Pricilla

    I guess they are greedy. Or have high insurance premiums

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Who knows. But I’m guessing greedy. Or they’re doing it all wrong.

  • http://blissfilledlife.com/ Monique Renae

    Do they actually attract customers with that sign? It looks like some seedy nightmare of a place where the “novelties” would be grandmas old goodies.

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      I didn’t see anybody going up there, but maybe they were skulking and I missed it.

      • MikeWJ

        Thank god you didn’t see anybody go up there. I think that sort of behavior should be reserved for the privacy of your hotel room, not put on public display.

  • Tami Von Zalez

    Well, you know a gril’s gotta be a gril.

    thriftshopcommando.blogspot.com

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Indeed. :)

      • MikeWJ

        Not anymore. They can fix that problem now.

  • http://zivainferno.blogspot.com Ziva

    Oh yeah, what a dump, the place I usually go to has much classier advertising.

    That’s really all I have to say about your lotion photo, you know how the Trinidadian and Tobagonians are about lotion.

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Indeed I do. Which is why I ever mention it in front of them.

      • MikeWJ

        But behind them?

        • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

          Of course behind them. Definitely behind them.

  • http://thegoodthebadtheworse.blogspot.com Linda Medrano

    Tell the truth, Margaret. Did you go up and buy something? I really hope not because if somebody saw you up there, they would have wanted a photo immediately.

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Ah, because of the porn star skin thing. I ran past it. Just in case.

      • MikeWJ

        Huh? Please explain.

        • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

          Uhhhh, well, Linda told me I have porn star skin. Or maybe she told the whole world about it in a blog post - I don’t remember. :)

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleahrebeccah

    OH HELL YES!!! AHhahAHAHHahAhHA

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      :)

      • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleahrebeccah

        xoxox

  • http://www.weworkforcheese.com/ mike

    All I can think of is, “The ’80′s called and they want their sign back.”

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Ha! I’m surprised at Tahoe. Reno, maybe. But not Tahoe.

  • Nezzy

    Kinda looks like some of the ‘hillbilly advertizements ‘ I’ve seen ’round these parts!

    Shoot….Tahoe? Can I be jealous?? I’m stuck smack in the middle of nowhere here on the Ponderosa! Heeehehehehe!

    God bless ya and have enough fun for the both of us…’K'???

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Hi Nezzy! I’ll try! :)

  • http://cowpattysurprise.blogspot.com/ Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)

    Testin’…. Guess when ya go MIA things and people disappear!

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Whoops! Well, I got both your messages loud and clear!

  • http://cowpattysurprise.blogspot.com/ Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)

    Well, shoot it all to thunder…the comment I left before also disappeared!

    I said, it kinda reminds me of the ‘hillbilly advertisements’ seen ’round these parts! Heeehehehehe!

    Dang, Tahoe??? Can I be jealous??? I’m stuck smack in the middle of nowhere here on the Ponderosa!

    God bless ya sweetie and have enough fun for the both of us… “K”???

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Looks like there was a delay in the process. I’m seriously thinking of removing Disqus off of here. It’s such a pain. I’m sorry for the trouble it caused you. I got all 3 of your messages. (Unless you wrote more than that) ;)

  • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

    HA HA HA GRILS!

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      :)

  • MikeWJ

    I really need to convince my wife to let me attend a few of these blogging conventions. I think it would really help my writing, and give me a more positive outlook on the future.

    As an aside, is there such as thing as unsexy lingerie? It seems to me that lingerie is automatically sexy, but I’m not an expert in such things.

    Anyway, enough of this talk about lotion. I’m afraid of offending the Canadians.

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Yes, sexy lingerie is redundant. However, for the dimwits out there who need to be told that lingerie is sexy, you have these signs.

  • Paula Wooters

    Well, I figured there’d be a little “Teaz & Pleaz” with this lotion theme! Did you find any new panties for the goats?

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      If I had the kahungas to go up the stairs, I could have looked.

  • http://artofbeingconflicted.com Cheryl P.

    Evidently the “brains behind the business” can’t claim marketing as their area of expertise. I think we might have an inkling what their area of expertise is though,

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Ha! No kidding. Oh wait….you meant geographical research, right?

  • sharkbytes

    Perhaps they think the advertising quality should match the level of the patrons?

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Zing! Nice one, sharkbytes. :)

  • http://wheresthefunnyhere.blogspot.com/ Laughing Mom

    I called that number and some dude named Michael something hyphenated answered and said that “Ziva” would be right over. I’m still waiting….

    • http://zivainferno.blogspot.com Ziva

      Dammit! Michael forgot to tell me again. You know how Michael is with lotion.

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      HAHAHAAHHA!!! -> Michael something hypenated…. awesome.

  • ladyV

    yeah, they have to pay the “workers”. actually they really don’t need to advertise much. everybody wants IT

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      So they skimp on the adverts so the single mommies going back to school can get their law degree? After going into the Peace Corps, of course.

  • http://thinkspin.com/ Lauren

    I love the arrow. For customers not familiar with the word “upstairs.”

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Kind of like when Michael said the customers also had to be told that lingerie is sexy. What happened to luring customers in with photos of unrealistic scantily clad women?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Baker/1538257279 Jamie Baker

    Come on funny feeling!

  • sueann

    Good point!! Ha
    Hugs
    SueAnn

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      SueAnn!!!! How come you never leave your blog behind? Aren’t you able to add your blog URL to this dang comment form?

  • http://www.indigoroth.com/ Indigo Roth

    Did you check out the “novelties”? What, were they like “an honest politician” and “tasty low-fat food”?

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      Hee hee! I’m afraid I wouldn’t dare go upstairs. Except for journalistic purposes only of course.

  • http://decksidethoughts.blogspot.com Cheryl

    At least it’s a step above something.

    • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret

      True.