Can I just say….
…you guys rock and I love you. Well, most of you. I don’t particularly care for the weirdo in the chartreuse tube top who keeps sending me pictures of him French kissing his squirrel. That’s kind of gross, actually. Although I probably needed his vote too.
And I know every vote counted because I started the final week in the polls in 3rd place and you guys really pulled it out for me. So I thank you. And I’m humbled. So very, very humbled.
And now that Nanny Goats in Panties has hit the big time, I’m most likely too good for you and I think we should see other people because I’m really important now and I have to buy a whole new wardrobe and probably some plastic surgery for all my publicity tours and you’re just going to drag me down, you understand.
But it was fun while it lasted, right? Wait - are you crying?
{SIGH}
I can’t believe you’re crying. You knew this would happen someday. Didn’t I say as much? I’m sorry to have to leave you like this, but here’s a box of Kleenex for your tears and buck up already, jeez.
By the way, while you’re standing here blubbering, can you make yourself useful and get some people together and pack up my stuff for my inevitable move? Also, I need a ride to the airport. Thanks, Sport!
And now we bring you back to reality…
They announced the winner on KCRA yesterday and I can’t embed the video, so here’s the link to the Best Local Blogger announcement.
I LOVE that someone had to say, out loud, “Nanny Goats in Panties” on daytime network television.
Also? Anchors Teo Torres and Dierdre Fitpatrick did not let the name just whiz by, either, which was completely awesome.
So, thanks, you guys. You kind of made my day.
