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Today is April Fools’ Day. In order to avoid utter humiliation and all things “pranky”, please adhere to the following instructions:
- Do not answer your phone.
- Do not answer the door.
- Do not leave the house.
- Do not check your email.
- Do not read any text messages.
- Do not surf the internet. This includes Facebook and Twitter. It’s best to just stay off the computer, really.
- Do not, and this one is the most important, do not read any blogs. Bloggers are notorious pranksters.
- Knowing you, you’re probably reading a blog right now, aren’t you. AREN’T YOU! And after everything I said in instruction #6. I’m so disappointed.
- What are you still doing here? I told you to get off the computer. Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
- Take off your pants.
It’s been 3 days…can I put my pants on yet?
hee hee! Nope. Not yet.
OK, my pants are off… what did I win?
Mother Nature tricked me by giving us the most beautiful summer-like day yesterday. I even wrote about it and touted her goodness. Then today I got fog. She raised my hopes just to dash them. Mother Nature is a cruel bitch.
When can I put my pants back on?
im here because the title of your blog is hilarious!! And with this you suggested, I think I would’ve been better off just sleeping in all day. wouldn’t want to get pranked now, would we?
Awww, thanks so much for stopping by! And I hope you had an uneventful April Fools Day.
lol….you didna catch me!
HA! Happy April Fools’ Day, Margaret!
Margaret, your shoes are untied.
Who says I’m wearin’ any??? Heeehehe!!! April Fools!
Some people have favorite holidays like Thanksgiving or Christmas, not my DIL. She lives for April Fools day. Once she even had a pregnant friend pee on a stick to ‘fool’ my son. Or the time she sabotaged his computer by loadin’ a blank screen, she’s super glued change to sidewalks and sewed the openings to son’s underwear closed.
God bless ya’ll and steer clear of my DIL, The Latin Lovin’ Hillibilly, today!!! :o)
phew, glad I stopped reading at #9!
Just pants, or undies too? Please advise. Over.
I don’t wear pants. Or panties for that matter.
I am a goat
I don’t wear pants, either.
I’m a Wombie.
But I do read blogs.
Even on April 1st.
We should unite!
I’ve already violated rule numbers 4, 6, 7, 8 & 9. Pretty safe on numbers 1 &2. Can’t promise on #3. As for #10, you didn’t say Simon Says.
Ah, Day of the Trickster…..my favorite character!
What if I’m already not wearing any pants? What should I do?
OK, pants are off. What next?