Did I mention I’m in New York this week? I did? Well, did I mention that I rented an apartment? They say you get what you pay for, but I’m getting even less than that. She said there was wireless internet access. Not even! I bet if I’d asked about the view, she’d have claimed [...]
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What the Hell is There To Do in Manhattan? I Mean, Really.
Last night, as I was spraying down my elephant, Gwendolyn, I wondered, What the hell am I going to do in New York next week? I mean, it’s not like there’s anything to do there, right? O.K. I’m kidding. My elephant’s name is really Larry, but he’s having gender issues right now and I’ve decided [...]
