I bring to you today the latest engineering in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese packaging. Remember the ridiculous request to “push in” as if the perforation would actually perforate? And am I the only one who “pushes in” with a frickin’ steak knife? Well they must have gotten enough complaints (and broken nails, and bloody fingers) [...]

I got a pair of Keds for Christmas. Wanna see? I know, right? My very own NGIP shoes! Woo hoo! What about you? Did you get cool stuff for Christmas too? Okay, good - now that that’s over, it’s high time you thought about gearing up for Christmas. Of 2010. Why? Because if Rite Aid’s [...]

I can’t stand it when I order a single pea pod by mail and Peas Pods R Us insist on sending it a box the size of a small rhino. It’s so wasteful. Earlier this year in Hawaii, I arrived at the car rental place just wanting to get to the condo after a long [...]