When I’m not busy robbing little old ladies after helping them cross the street, you can often find me at my desk working on my latest writing project. I know many of you hang on my every word, wishing you were me, wondering aloud in the drill bit section of your hardware store, “She is […]
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My Kingdom for a Newspaper (and other exclamations)
The last time my name made the papers was when a local bridge troll and I partnered up on an international spy ring involving a rare Chinese grasshopper and some yellow Legos. That grumpy old cuss took me places and I’ll never love another wart-infested weed-dweller like that again. So I wake up the other […]
I Am Pending, with a Capital "T" and a Captial "M"
That’s right. Any minute now, and when I say any minute now, I mean 13 - 18 months, Nanny Goats in Pantiesâ„¢ will officially have a registered Trademark! And until it’s official, I am “pending”. Do you know what that means? It means I can now put a little TM after “Nanny Goats in Pantiesâ„¢“. […]
