You know the evil stepsisters in Cinderella? The ones with control issues, who are mean, and quite possibly ugly? Did you ever wonder what horrible childhood they must have had in order to be so evil, because their behavior just doesn’t make any sense? Some of you may remember my talking about Wink last July: […]
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Employment is For the Birds
Unemployment is high enough already that we don’t need people out there exacerbating the issue by hiring animals to do the work. And I don’t want to hear anybody trying to correct me by saying, “Oh, we use the term ‘human-challenged’”. Have you heard about the new reality show called Aviarian Idol? They only hire […]
Stop What You’re Doin’, Cuz I’m About to Ruin, the Image and the Style That You’re Used To
I was wearing my mermaid costume, working out to a Richard Simmons Swingin’ It Thru the 70’s exercise video with the front door wide open, when the mailman finally arrived. He had a package whose delivery was initiated by the man who lives in my house. Woo-hoo! A surprise gift! Can I get a holla! […]
Visually Challenged NGIP Reader is Offended
Dear Nanny Goats In Panties, I am offended, Sir or Madam, by your reckless matchmaking of a one-eyed dog and one-eyed cat in your post entitled “Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?” dated October 27, 2008. You have managed to undo in one day what my organization has spent years trying to accomplish. I’ll have […]
