You know you’ve branded your blog well when people give you certain things for Christmas.
Look what I got from my brother:
This billy goat in a thong is named Griswald and his first item of business as a self-proclaimed psychic is to announce his predictions for 2012. You know, kinda like that octopus (what was his name?) who picks the winner of the Super Bowl or The Olympics or whatever, but without the tentacles. (That’s TENTACLES - slow down, you read too fast.)
2012 Prediction #1:
A goat-themed reality show will premiere in 2012 entitled Extreme Caprines: The Good, the Baaad, and the Fugly. Each week, ten goats will compete in a series of tests designed to separate the bleat from the chaff. The audience will vote for best talent, best swimsuit and best lawn mowing. The final episode will culminate in a “Bleat Off” of all the current season’s winners. The goat deemed Biggest Bleater will receive the coveted Golden Udder, a year’s supply of Purina Goat Chow and his or her very own, brand new, super exciting, climate controlled yurt. The winner of Episode 7 will make tabloid history with her scandalous habits of doping, taping, and shoving her hoof down her throat before each runway contest.
2012 Prediction #2:
A surprise Independent Party candidate will sneak from behind at the last minute and win the 2012 U.S. Presidential election. And he will be a goat named Stewart. His administration will consist of his old cronies as well as deep-pocket campaign contributors bent on destroying democracy as we know it. The white house pet will be an exotic parrot named Cracker Carl.
2012 Prediction #3:
A famous mad scientist’s goat cloning experiment will go awry resulting in the production of over 8 billion goats, surpassing the number of humans on the planet. They will harness and master the powers of human speech, social media and internet marketing. In other words, goats will take over the world.
Does Griswald sound a little ambitious to you?
Do you have any predictions for 2012?
