It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

Why yes, it was a little windy here the other day. Why do you ask?

On the side of our house

In front of our house

My husband walked outside during the storm and I watched one of those tree branches spear down and try to impale him, missing by maybe three feet.

Unfortunately, the other tree branch failed to miss my car.

So anyway, that's not why I called you here. I called you here to introduce you to the new NGIP mascot. Her name is Lacy (who may or may not be a cross-dressing Nanny goat trapped in a Billy goat's body).

Lacy, the Nanny Goats in Panties mascot

And I'm taking her to Vegas with me this weekend to introduce her to a bunch of bloggers at the SITScation blogger conference. And don't worry, what happens in Vegas, goes on the blog. And Twitter. And Facebook, etc.