Nanny Goats in Panties: Wanna Flick My Bic? I Got a Million of 'Em

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Wanna Flick My Bic? I Got a Million of 'Em

I sprung up from the chair and bounced to the door barking like crazy, nearly peeing on the tile entryway when the FedEx gal rang my bell yesterday. I wanted to knock her down and lick her face when she asked me to sign for the package I was expecting.

Instead, I stoically thanked her, closed the door and burst into my office looking for the scissors. Boy, oh boy - they're here! They're here!

Wanna see?

There's just one thing...

They required a minimum order. You know, like drinks at a comedy club. Only I had to buy more than two pens.

I'm gonna be giving away goat pens until the cows come home.

In an effort to begin passing these out, the first 10 people to say "I want an NGIP pen" or something closely resembling it, I will happily send you one. Heck, I'll even send you two! No, seriously. That box? 300 pens.

I might also add that these are good pens, as in, pens that work. Not those crappy free pens that your insurance agent sends you with that useless calendar/refrigerator-magnet/bottle-opener/4-inch-ruler combo thingee. I knew I had ordered good pens. How? Because Stimey over at Stimeyland gave me one of hers at the BlogHer conference a few weeks ago and I begged her to tell me where she got hers.

So that's how I knew.

Anyway, you first 10 people showing the slightest interest in an NGIP pen, just make sure you leave your email address in that first part of the comment form (which is invisible to everyone but me) and we'll coordinate shipping. If I normally see you in real life, you don't need to say you want one because I will be giving you one (or twelve) the next time I see you whether you want one (or twelve) or not because: 1) 300 pens, and 2) That's a lot of pens.

{UPDATE: Due to popular demand, corporate has just authorized me to send out a pen to anybody that wants one, so in the words of Oprah...."EVERYBODY GETS A PEN!!!! EVERYBODY GETS A PEN!!!!" }