I wish I could walk out of a movie (or a book, for that matter), but somehow I can’t stop, no matter how bad it is. I keep thinking, maybe it will get better, or will have all been worth it, or gosh darn it, I paid 98 smackers for my ticket and these 12 […]
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Movie Review: Secretariat (Disney)
As the four of us (Jane, Amy, the Freak, and I) schlepped through the parking lot at the Century Theatres in Sacramento, our bellies full of Elephant Bar food, we saw the long-ass line outside for Disney’s latest movie, Secretariat. One young man was walking back to his car flapping his free screening pass, “They’re […]
Lame Movie Review: Sweeney Todd
No, seriously. I am now an official freelance movie reviewer for a website called LameMovies.net. And no, the website is not mine; in spite of all my previous posts of similarly-named titles, this is purely coincidence. My first review has been published. Click here to read it. And if you can, leave a comment on […]
Lame Movie Review: Friday Night Lights
Here’s another DVD whose extras feature a guy’s impression of Carl from Slingblade (Billy Bob Thornton does a reprising role in Monster’s Ball). I’d love to rant about how Netflix has resorted lately to delaying the processing time of my movies, but many many many many people have already beaten me to it with their […]
