One of the great things about having an invisible boyfriend is that your husband almost never finds out about it. Also? Other people will think you’re crazy and leave you alone for once in their lives. When I made my OpenTable reservation at Ciera (a steak joint inside the MontBleu Casino in South Lake Tahoe) […]
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Distractions on a Manhattan Sidewalk
Have you ever walked behind a person, let’s say it’s a chick, and she’s got some distracting element about her and your mind is now occupied with nothing but the pesky needling of that distraction for the whole three or four blocks you’re stuck following her, which is helpful in some ways because it does […]
Anti-self-deprecation is the New Black
Have you ever tried getting marmalade out of a malamute? I wouldn’t advise it, is all I’m saying. But that’s not why I called this meeting. No, today’s meeting is about the dreaded wicker chair - no wait! - it’s about effective humor blogging. More than once I’ve heard that self-deprecation is a good way […]
Mind Your Own Business, Gmail!
Have you ever had one those little things on your face? You know, those long sticky grayish turquoise things that just sort of dangle around for days and nobody says anything until one day the cat starts batting at it while you’re trying to watch Real Housewives of Deliverance and the next thing you know, […]
NGIP Quips With Quinn Cummings (Author and Academy Award Nominee)
Hello! And welcome back to The Nanny Goats in Panties Celebrity Hour. With us today is Quinn Cummings who has just published her memoir entitled Notes from the Underwear which I think ties in perfectly with our panties theme and… what’s that? I’m sorry, my producer has just informed me that it’s “Underwire”. Notes from […]
