If I were St. Peter, standing at the gates of Heaven with my halo and purple clipboard, I wouldn’t waste my time going through the paperwork required to send fearmongers to Hell. I’d just smite them to death right there on the spot…
Several months ago I was randomly surfing the web and a pop-up ad sucked me in to sign-up for one of those book clubs because I would get a $50 restaurant gift card. I figured I’d be ahead on the deal because it was a gift card for a restaurant that I’d eat at anyway, […]