In our delusion of self-importance, yet outlandish abuse of power wielded over the masses, we bloggers must hold ourselves to the highest standards of journalism. If our children say the darndest things, we’re there — and preferably with a video camera. We document the minutiae of our daily lives and deliver it you, on time […]
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Your Kids Are Missing Out on the Good Stuff
What a travesty that some school in Florida can’t even afford toilet paper. I mean, how much can that cheap-ass bark-flecked flexible cardboard scrap cost? They can bail out greedy corporate bastards, but they can’t let a kid wipe it after a pee? When I was a child, students who lived far enough away rode […]
Apocalypse Now?… What About Now?… How About Now?
The thought of a large asteroid plowing into Farmer John’s cow patch (or whatever it is that’s supposed to happen in the year 2012) and wiping out the earth’s population doesn’t bother me. Why? Because after I die, nothing matters any more. Plus, that would be a relatively painless death and if there’s one thing […]
Let There Be Blight
Ahhhh, back in Sac, the little town that hasn’t. Did you know Sacramento ranks #5 in the country in foreclosures? Yeah, we’re pretty proud of that. I get to come back home to news stories like the one about the people who are vandalizing the homes they can’t afford anymore (that they couldn’t afford in […]
