Earlier today, while I was licking chocolate pudding off the kitchen floor (don’t judge me, you do gross stuff, too) I happened to catch a peek at both my dining room chairs and the cabinet floor under the kitchen sink. Holy peaches and blueberries! They have the same pattern. Why hadn’t I noticed that before? […]
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How To Win a Pissing Contest
I pee really fast. I mean, it’s not like I have prostate problems, standing there with my hand against the public restroom wall, waiting all day to dribble something that wouldn’t fill a shot glass. I’m sure many of you are already chomping at the bit wondering what my secret is. Well, at Nanny Goats […]
