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The Christmas Video They Don’t Want You to Know About

Stringed popcorn doesn’t last more than two minutes at the Nanny Goats household, let alone make it onto the Christmas tree. I’m busy stringing one end while cousin Billy Goat is gnawing on the other end. He’s such a pig. I feel like a ten-year old at Christmas. Why? Because I have yet to figure out how […]

My Eyes are Bigger Than My Freezer

As usual, I walked into the grocery store intending to “buy just a few things”, spend maybe fifty bucks, and be out of there in ten minutes. I’m not sure why after years of failing to get in and out for less than a hundred smackers, I continue to delude myself. I always opt for […]

Who Says Size Doesn’t Matter?

Last week, while test marketing my patented re-usable Kleenex™ with the local men of Schnauz Lodge #492, I saw this billboard: Wow! A forty-two foot TV? Who doesn’t want to win one of those? Mr. Nanny Goats and I have decided to enter this contest because if they’re giving away one a day for a […]

Holiday of the Day: National Pie Day

In celebration of National Handwriting Day, we’ll be celebrating National Pie Day, for obvious reasons. First of all, this is a blog, and it is virtually impossible to celebrate National Handwriting Day on a keyboard. Second of all, it’s pie! I would like to thank Erin for contributing the juicy strawberry and crusty goodness to […]

Happy Feet Day

For all you ignorant clods out there, it’s Penguin Awareness Day. Link -> How To Celebrate Penguin Awareness Day Oblivious to its poignancy, the MudPup referred to his chicken drummettes at lunch today as “penguin legs”. Wait til he finds out how auspicious his words were. And what’s more important, it’s 3 days until National […]

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