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Earthquake in a Bottle

30 Minus 2 Days of Writing Challenge Day 5: The Empty Bottle Somebody poured me some wine a couple weeks ago and I really liked it. The problem is, unless this happens at the winery itself, I can NEVER FIND IT ANYWHERE. This is why the Michael David Winery in Lodi is now my new […]

Cuke Flukes

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you held your breath under water for five full minutes while juggling petrified dinosaur droppings? You’d die. That’s what would happen. What a stupid question — I can’t believe you asked me that. Anyway, that’s not why I called you here today. This meeting’s agenda is about […]

Do Re Mimi’s Cafe

Because I am sooooo alliterate. But enough about you, let’s talk about me. Whenever my family tries to arrange a plan to meet for something that celebrates my father (i.e. his birthday, Father’s Day, the anniversary of that time he shot down an enemy aircraft and saved countless lives including the President only to find […]

Farm to Fork Capital, That’s Us

If you’re anything like me, you’re probably hanging upside-down from an oak tree branch in your neighbor’s backyard yelling things like “Yes!” and “No!” when he asks you things like, “How about now?” and “What about now?” because you’re a good neighbor like that and thank Heavens you decided to DVR Extreme Leaf Blowers because […]

How to Boil an Egg (Not)

Hello, and welcome to another edition of The Accident Prone Gourmet, the cooking show that slices, dices and stirs in a few mices. Today we are going to tell you how to make hard boiled eggs. First, gently place eggs in a small pot. Gently cover with water and bring to a boil. Then gently […]

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