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My Name is Margaret and I’m a Utensilaholic

Some of you caught my juxtapositional photo the other day when I showed you a container of nasty ass food on my brand new counter in my L.A. condo. That counter was the result of a recent kitchen remodel. Yes, in spite of living in two different cities, I held my breath, gave my keys […]

Confessions of an Eavesdropper

While modern technology has ostensibly made our lives easier, it has also created many opportunities to ruin our lives. With just one click. Oh sure, it’s funny when it happens to somebody else. My friend, Ingrid (not her real name), was driving around in her car when she called. “Hello?” I said. I knew it […]

Does Not Play Well With Others

When Nigel approached me last weekend at the annual Tarts and Vickers party to ask me if I wanted to participate in a game with the rest of the group, I was suddenly debilitated by a twitch in my left eye. I summoned my driver, Worthington, and he whisked me home to my oxygen tank, […]

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