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Even Educated Fleas Do It

Jan 29th, 2009
by Margaret.
54 comments

I can’t remember exactly how old I was so I’m going to go with eight, when my mother decided it was time that I learned the Facts of Life. I’m sure most parents look forward to, plan, over-analyze, idealize, fear, and dread the inevitable “talk” with their children regarding The Birds and The Bees. But […]

Of Bookworms and Trenchcoats

Jan 26th, 2009
by Margaret.
56 comments

Have you ever walked down a city street late at night, alone, hearing only the click of your heels on the damp pavement, as the fog rolls in from the ocean, when all of a sudden a blogger steps out from an alley in a trenchcoat and whispers, “Psst. Hey buddy. C’mere. I wanna show […]

Slow Blogging and F Bombs

Dec 1st, 2008
by Margaret.
51 comments

So there’s this Slow Blogging Movement kinda like the Slow Food Movement only with blogs and people who slow blog who blog slower than fast bloggers whatever that means although I think it refers to people who take their time with their posts not worrying about the frequency with which they throw something out into […]

What Part of "Squalor" Don’t You Understand?

Jul 11th, 2008
by Margaret.
22 comments

I would ask that you not get me started on this whole housing crisis thing, except that I’ve already decided to get started without you. Come with me in the Wayback Machine to 2005, when gas was still less than three bucks a gallon but a 2000 square foot home was pushing $450K, in the […]

Did I Forget to Mention that I’m an Anti-Memite?

Jun 12th, 2008
by Margaret.
19 comments

Some people are meme LOVERS. You can tell who these people are. They never send you an email asking how that bloody dangling body part of yours is healing. They don’t want to know how widowhood is treating you. They don’t care how many bunny rabbits you had to pull out of someone’s tailpipe at […]

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