Look, I don’t have a whole lot of time to chat. I’m in Mexico this week and it would be silly of me to just sit around my room talking to you people all day. It’s bad enough I’ve been extorted into a whole week’s internet charges in my room so I can feel “connected”. [...]
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Highway 50: There’s Snow in Them Thar Hills!
You thought I died, didn’t you. DIDN’T YOU? You wish. Then you could come over here and steal my blog posts and awesome million dollar advertising campaigns like soldiers stealing shoes off dead men in war. Well, this blogosphere is a war of sorts and the competition for eyeballs is cut throat so I don’t [...]
Distractions on a Manhattan Sidewalk
Have you ever walked behind a person, let’s say it’s a chick, and she’s got some distracting element about her and your mind is now occupied with nothing but the pesky needling of that distraction for the whole three or four blocks you’re stuck following her, which is helpful in some ways because it does [...]
I’m a New York Party Crasher. And a Supermodel.
So I’m at this blogging conference in New York a couple weeks ago and I end up at this party hosted by some chick and her friends at some bar on Columbus Circle, although why we continue to egregiously celebrate Wrong Way Roger by erecting statues in the middle of the roadway around which people [...]
Bathrooms That Freak People Out
So last night, we took my Dad to dinner for Father’s Day at Logan’s Roadhouse, which is one of those places with peanut shells all over the floor, very-American music (a new genre I just coined that consists of three sub-genres: country, western, and Bruce Springsteen) and yeast rolls that act like heroin in your [...]
