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Hooves on the Ground: Sacramento’s First Baconfest

Sacramento held its first ever Baconfest and NGIP puts hooves on the ground to report the findings.

Trying to Get Inside (Arden). And a James Rutter Junior High Moment.

Since I haven’t learned how to pull into a parking spot properly yet, I allowed a curb to take a bite out of my tire and therefore found myself waiting in the automobile doctor’s office the next day debating whether or not to partake in the free doughnuts to alleviate my anxiety about replacing hundreds [...]

My Big Feature in Sacramento Magazine

Ever notice how the only times this world seems to be going to Hell in a hand basket is when we’re breathing? So I’ve decided to go halfway and stop exhaling, just to see how it goes. But that’s not really why I called you here (although I do plan to start an awareness campaign [...]

Capitol Garage: An Ignorant Restaurant Review

I know Sacramento, or Cap City, as we cool cats call it, is trying to be all trendy and groovy and whatnot, but I wonder if anybody is overdoing it. Take for example, Capitol Garage. According to several websites, they are “Sacramento’s first and only Super-Micro-Supper-Club”. Whatever THAT is. Last I heard, this place was [...]

Not A Review of the California State Fair

Ah, the California State Fair. Where mobs and mobs of people pay outrageous parking fees and then fork over $395 at the admission gate. Actually, that’s just an estimate, projected for inflation from the 1937 figures; who knows what it is this year? And where even more mobs of people park miles away from the [...]

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