I am lyrically challenged. You know, as in I don’t know the lyrics to songs. Even if you hum a few bars I can’t fake it. Also? I can’t name that tune in forty-three notes, let alone seven. Why is that? And am I alone in this? In the late 1970s and early 1980s, my [...]
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The Battle of the Fruitcake: A Christmas Song
And now, a sentimental Christmas song about love for your fellow man. To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells: Dashing through the store, They’re turning out the lights, They close at half past four, The fruitcake’s in my sights, I lunge for the last cake, And so does some strange man, “It’s Christmas [...]
