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How To Win a Pissing Contest

Oct 10th, 2008

I pee really fast. I mean, it’s not like I have prostate problems, standing there with my hand against the public restroom wall, waiting all day to dribble something that wouldn’t fill a shot glass. I’m sure many of you are already chomping at the bit wondering what my secret is. Well, at Nanny Goats [...]

Maidenhead, Revisited

Jul 27th, 2008

by Margaret.

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I visited my first internet porn site today. And while I willingly clicked on a link to get to it, I didn’t know that was where I was going. Although with a name like Assopedia, what did I expect? I’m no prude but Jesus Christ, I hadn’t even had my coffee yet and I was [...]

The Weenie Man Saga Continues

Jan 20th, 2008

by Margaret.

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I know you’ve all been waiting with baited breath for the big payoff for my rendition of The Weenie Man Song. Well, you can all rest assured that my pride did not die in vain: Tweet