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101 Degrees of Perspiration

Sacramento’s heat is like a stealth bomber. Its viewfinder captures the tiny, naive people in the city below. It maps their coordinates and hears their thoughts. Thoughts like, “Oh, it’s only May. Since gas prices are killing me, and I wanna be a good doobie, I’ll ride my bike to work.” Or: “Hey, since parking [...]

I’ll Have the Short NoFoam Extra-Dry Life, Please

I don’t know about you lot, but this Pasadena smoke is putting a damper on my plans for “going outside and getting some fresh air”. I know you are all wondering about another item as well, but the jury is still out on what caused the power outage in my neighborhood last night. It could [...]

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