Why yes, it was a little windy here the other day. Why do you ask? On the side of our house In front of our house My husband walked outside during the storm and I watched one of those tree branches spear down and try to impale him, missing by maybe three feet. Unfortunately, the [...]
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Stop What You’re Doin’, Cuz I’m About to Ruin, the Image and the Style That You’re Used To
I was wearing my mermaid costume, working out to a Richard Simmons Swingin’ It Thru the 70′s exercise video with the front door wide open, when the mailman finally arrived. He had a package whose delivery was initiated by the man who lives in my house. Woo-hoo! A surprise gift! Can I get a holla! [...]
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorched
You know, it’s weather like this that keeps you locked up inside your house because it’s too damn hot. And when there’s eight hundred (give or take four hundred) wildfires blowing around Northern California and killing people’s homes, they tell you to stay inside because of the air quality. Unless, of course, they’re telling you [...]
