So you’re on this horrible blind date. “What was I thinking?” you ask yourself. This guy is a total serial killer. And now he’s asking you if you want to go somewhere with him after dinner. You know what that means, don’t you? Yep, a long bumpy ride in the trunk with duct tape plastered [...]
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How To Meet That Loud, Annoying, and Embarrassing-To-Be-Around Friend Halfway
Have you ever hurtled through space, dodging asteroids and other interstellar detritus, and wondered when someone was going to find the next inhabitable planet already because dang, it’s hotter than Hades in your studio-apartment-sized moon-hopper? You haven’t? Well, have you ever let a pile of unread magazines grow so tall that you wished an elf [...]
