If my mother’s ashes weren’t scattered out to sea somewhere, I could ask her a few things I’ve been wanting to know. Like, who did she vote for? Did she believe in God? Why the hell did she marry that lying-ass idiot fourteen years her junior after she divorced my father? And most importantly, what [...]
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I come to bury the myths of Disneyland, not praise them. (and thus ends the Shakespeare references) I have experienced something infinitely more powerful than finding that secret Club 33 thing which pervades the air like a teenage campfire urban legend. I have cut to the front of the line through the use of the [...]
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Add THAT to Your ToDo List and Smoke It
I hate ToDo lists. They may help you organize your life, but what’s more depressing than looking at 147 chores that simply remind you of all the stuff you haven’t accomplished yet? It’s like getting bogged down in massive debt that you don’t want to pay because it will take YEARS to climb out of that [...]













