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Crime and Punishment: The Middle School Years

If my mother’s ashes weren’t scattered out to sea somewhere, I could ask her a few things I’ve been wanting to know. Like, who did she vote for? Did she believe in God? Why the hell did she marry that lying-ass idiot fourteen years her junior after she divorced my father? And most importantly, what [...]

Friends, Romans, and Commenters, Lend Me Your Ears

I come to bury the myths of Disneyland, not praise them. (and thus ends the Shakespeare references) I have experienced something infinitely more powerful than finding that secret Club 33 thing which pervades the air like a teenage campfire urban legend. I have cut to the front of the line through the use of the [...]

We Pass The Gas Onto You

Can I get a show of hands … who is sick of hearing about the price of gas? My God, if it’s not on the news, it’s on someone’s blog. When are all you whiners going to stop complaining and DO something about it? What? Oh, you want your cake AND you want to eat [...]

Fact or Myth: Are Mac Users Snobs?

As some of you recall, I got a MacBook Air recently, which from the side could be mistaken for a pen. Many alert readers pointed out to me that Drew and Justin are no longer an item. Whether their falling out was predicated on her operating system preferences, who’s to say? One of the first [...]

Add THAT to Your ToDo List and Smoke It

I hate ToDo lists. They may help you organize your life, but what’s more depressing than looking at 147 chores that simply remind you of all the stuff you haven’t accomplished yet? It’s like getting bogged down in massive debt that you don’t want to pay because it will take YEARS to climb out of that [...]

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