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Are Starbucks’ Arms Like Pinocchio’s Nose?

In our delusion of self-importance, yet outlandish abuse of power wielded over the masses, we bloggers must hold ourselves to the highest standards of journalism. If our children say the darndest things, we’re there — and preferably with a video camera. We document the minutiae of our daily lives and deliver it you, on time [...]

Bugs: They’re Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

We have a couple of Tarmac strips in our little town called Sacramento International Airport, although the “International” part of it may as well have quotes around it. OK, I guess there is a flight to Guadalajara now and again. Not that I have anything against Guadalajara – I mean, who doesn’t want to order [...]

Starbucks Spreads Its Legs for Old Times’ Sake

Starbucks is going old school for the Coffee Experience: sex, sex, sex. Pictured at right is my coffee cup today. You can click on it to go a bigger version (that is, if you want to see through the eyes of a mermaid gynecologist). This is the original logo (1971-1987), featuring a split-tailed baubo siren, [...]

Come Early, Come Often

This early edition of my Tuesday morning post has gone to press now in order to notify y’all that Starbucks is throwing free cups of coffee at their customers tomorrow (Tuesday). So you know you have to hit one on the way to work, hit another at lunch, and swing by yet another after work, [...]

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