I’m blogsitting for Merlotmom today while she’s in Japan and you know what THAT means! PARTY AT MERLOTMOM’S! Everybody follow me over there; you people in the back can just keep your eye on this little doo-hickey on a stick that I’m holding up way out here in front, or just follow the crowd. By [...]
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A Small Case of Attempted Murder
Do kids run away any more? I’m talking about the silly seven-year-old kind. Not the teenage, steal your mom’s cookie money, hop on a bus to Laughlin, Nevada, turn a few thousand tricks and come back home pregnant and tweaking. Not that kind. Ick. We kids were playing at some girl’s house down the street [...]
How To Mercilessly Taunt Those Who Raise The Dead
Nanny Goats in Panties feels the awesome weight of our duty to entertain the millions of you who stub their toe and tumble down the Internet hill, landing on the dotcom that is NGIP, Jack, with Jill right behind you! You people are relentless, coming here day after day after day. To you anal-retentive and [...]
Skankiness & Shoe Spray, With Honors
I got a warning (or a helpful tip, depending on your skankiness) from Jessica that the Sheraton near LAX is loaded with incompetent car parkers. They’re also rife with active prostitutionism in the lobby for your business traveling needs. Did I mention the proliferation of drug use conveniently located near the elevators? Speaking of nonsequitors, I spent every Friday [...]
