Junk mail pisses me off, unless it suits me. I thumb through the thirty-some-odd coupons in that blue direct mail envelope that arrives every Wednesday, ignoring all the plastic surgery and dry cleaning ads, and once in a great while a gem is revealed. The recent remodeling in my condo seems to have created a [...]
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Can’t Get Enough NGIP? Here, I’ll Fix That For You
So there’s this funny blog called Ann’s Rants: Confessions of a Work Week Widow. And maybe I’m not one to talk, but just what the freak does that blog name mean? Anyway, she’s having a blog post resurrection party over at her place and today she has kindly featured one of my little tomes entitled [...]
Nanny Goats Falls in with Blog Cult. Is It Too Late to Save Her?
Yesterday I got all woe-is-me about the travesty of unripe tomatoes. So Blue Ridge Gal decided to rub my nose in it. (Braggart!) * Jane from ByJane wrote about our outing to Stone Grill in Sacramento over the weekend during the Second Saturday Art Walk. Go read Jane’s meaty review and tell her if you’d [...]
How To Win a Pissing Contest
I pee really fast. I mean, it’s not like I have prostate problems, standing there with my hand against the public restroom wall, waiting all day to dribble something that wouldn’t fill a shot glass. I’m sure many of you are already chomping at the bit wondering what my secret is. Well, at Nanny Goats [...]











