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I Was a Little Bit Country Once

I normally can’t stand music on people’s blogs that suddenly scare the bajeezuz out of you because you forgot to turn it down last night after watching some stupid crappy YouTube video of a man in green lederhosen singing The Hills Are Alive. But I stumbled onto Glamour Girl’s blog the other day and Dixieland [...]

Insecure? Me? I Laugh (a little too loudly) at Your Accusations.

On the fourth weekend of this month hundreds of women will descend upon the Sheraton in Chicago for a weekend of debauchery and mayhem. Either that, or it’s a blogger convention, I forget which. It’s called BlogHer09 and I’ve heard many things about it, mostly based on the anticipation of other women who have never [...]

Keys: The Lost Episodes

Sometimes I feel like I’ve blown my literary wad, given this blog my all. I’ve got nothing left. And then I lock myself out of my condo. I never walk out of the house without having the solid feel of the keys in my hand. And last Thursday, I stared at the outside of my [...]

I’m a Marching Lumberjack and I’m OK

Our band uniforms were heavy-duty green canvas-like lumberjack pants. Or were they Park Ranger trousers? I think we had to go to the hardware store to buy them, sneaking over to the nuts and screws aisle to try them on. Or maybe it was Sears. By the way, lumberjack pants? So not sexy. Also? Yellow [...]

It’s All Fun and Games until Someone Loses an Eye

Hermosa Beach is one of those towns where if you have a friend who lives there and you visit her on a sunny Sunday, and her newly remodeled house is a block from The Strand and you WALK along this Strand to some totally hip, French Bistro for lunch, you go home feeling like you suck in [...]

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