Your phone rings. Caller ID says it’s Umbert. You think, Jeez, that’s the third time he’s called today. Ugh, better answer it. You: Hello? Umbert: Hey, whatcha doin’? You: Nothing. Umbert: … You: You? Umbert: Oh, nothing. And that’s why you never answer the phone when Umbert calls. I mean, he’s a nice guy and […]
