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Don’t Ask Me, I Just Shop Here

When I walk out of the grocery store, I’m usually carrying forty-two bags of frozen fish sticks and Chocolate Peaberry SnarkFest Bananarama-nom-nom ice cream that weighs me down like so many elephants. I don’t have time to stop and chit chat with the clipboard-festooned eager beavers asking me if I’m registered to vote. So I [...]

No Thanks, Guvnuh. We Closed.

Sometimes you just don’t want to go all the way to Cuba for good cigar. That’s why I get mine illegally from Mr. Wortheimer down at the local Fireworks, Bank Robbery Supplies and Contraband store. I cruised by last week to pick me up some fat stogies. Here’s a picture of the place: See the [...]

Obama Bo Bama Fo Fama

Today I pulled up behind a big black SUV (in retrospect, probably American made) with 2 bumper stickers. The sticker on the left said “OBAMA”. The one on the right said “SUCKS”. I was so dumbfounded that someone would stick anything on their nice new looking vehicle – I mean, what are they going to [...]

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