What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when he hits a windshield? His ass. So, I’m on this plane coming back from Hawaii and we hit turbulence and I start stressing out. Not about dying, but all the planning required for surviving a plane crash. If we should be so lucky as [...]
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Hands-Free Isn’t Really
Anybody traveling via Southwest Airlines this holiday weekend seated near a screeching child who can’t seem to get enough peanuts will be strapped into a flying death trap festooned with red white and blue pieces of heart-shaped paper and ribbons… Yeah, I can’t wait until they allow the insecure Hollywood wannabe behind you in seat 28C to [...]
