Hello! And welcome to the This Time I Really Mean It! campaign of 2010. Do we humans make New Year’s resolutions because we aren’t perfect and should strive to be better people? Or do we make them because we’re pathetic individuals with low self-esteem who think we’re never good enough and therefore need a list [...]
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Unconventional Movie Review: The Boys Are Back
Why Are You Talking to Me?
Don’t interrupt me while I’m playing Bejeweled Blitz, or else you’ll pull back a bloody stump, my friend. The little eSpouse-Neglector from Hell Anybody who has played this insidiously addictive one-minute game on Facebook knows what I’m talking about. Facebook also has this Instant Messaging / Chat Box thing where any of your “friends” who [...]
What the Heck’s Tex-Mex?
Whenever I walk into a restaurant these days I feel compelled to comment on how many people it contains. If it is crowded I dramatically ask the Heavens, “Where is this so-called ‘bad economy’ about which everyone speaks?” Alternatively, if it is sparse, I marvel at how well the restaurant is surviving in spite of [...]
Arrested Development. And the Bulk Candy Aisle.
For some strange reason, I always think that the B-Holes of society grow out of life’s phases right along with me. I’m repeatedly surprised to hear that children still bully each other, as if I thought the notion were reserved for the 1970s. Shouldn’t bullying be considered cliche by now? I mean, where are juvenile [...]
