Today I am celebrating my 503rd post. Why? Because everyone else celebrates on multiples of a hundred and I’m a rebel, man. Also? What if you announce and make a big deal out of the fact that this is a milestone post, sending whoopie all over cyberspace and then the post itself sucks? Like, a [...]
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The Hawaii They Don’t Want You to Know About
If Hawaii’s tourism was not in crisis mode (as reported in Business Week today), they wouldn’t have taken such drastic measures in drawing visitors, and I wouldn’t have noticed all their everyday evil doings. But this trip to the pineapple-laden paradise has revealed their sinister desperation for our dollars and uncovered the farce behind the [...]
What NOT To Do on Maui
Five days into our Maui vacation and we were bored out of our minds. Bored, bored, bored. I mean you can only see so many whales, sunsets, waterfalls, and volcanos (YAWN! Am I right?). So we decided to go off the beaten path. There’s this place we found called Aloha Joe’s Fly-By-Night Maui Vacation and [...]
Nightmare, Thy Name is Christmas
Well thank God THAT’S over. Christmas sucks. For me, anyway. It’s that dreaded time of year when I am forced to spend “quality” time with loved ones. Blech! Ptui! – I say. My loved ones (and while I use that term repeatedly, I use it loosely) are a bunch of two-bit half-wits. Take my eighteen-year-old [...]
