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I Have This Pain on My Right Side

Have you ever walked into a room full of sullen face people and said “Hey! Who died?” and then wished you didn’t? Because someone did? Or perhaps you’ve found other ways to put your foot in your mouth. Perhaps you weren’t aware that your friend Trixie is still sensitive about her sons’s sex change operation [...]

You’re Twittering Me from WHERE?

So this morning I see Lori (aka ‘nelsoneroni’) from Parking Lot Mamas on Twitter (a web tool that allows you to instantly send messages – tweets – to your social network) and she tells us she is in the dentist chair waiting for her novocaine. We’ve come a long way from hunting and gathering dinosaurs [...]

Like It? Too Bad You Can’t Have Any.

Thanks to a new thing called WiMax, if you live in Baltimore, MD, you can now surf the internet from your laptop while riding on your donkey. Well that’s just great. Because are they going to be rolling this service out to Sacramento or Los Angeles any time soon? No. So how does this news [...]

NYC: It’s a Nice Place to Visit, But…

Did I mention I’m in New York this week? I did? Well, did I mention that I rented an apartment? They say you get what you pay for, but I’m getting even less than that. She said there was wireless internet access. Not even! I bet if I’d asked about the view, she’d have claimed [...]

How To Mercilessly Taunt Those Who Raise The Dead

Nanny Goats in Panties feels the awesome weight of our duty to entertain the millions of you who stub their toe and tumble down the Internet hill, landing on the dotcom that is NGIP, Jack, with Jill right behind you! You people are relentless, coming here day after day after day. To you anal-retentive and [...]

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