I almost don’t want to tell you about our latest Sacramento Bloggers meetup location because then you will all go and I won’t be be able to get in next time and there I’ll be, standing outside in the rain like a whiny wet dog getting denied by tall, muscular, bald bouncers in black while [...]
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Broadway, Here I Come
You probably don’t know this, but I recently wrote a play. A whole five-minute play. And it was performed in public and everything. Granted, it was in Daytona Beach, Florida, which is clear on the other side of the country from me. And the 24-performance run at their local ”Enchanted Forest” Halloween Hayride event was cut [...]
Finally. A Reason to Party in Sacramento
As I was accidentally flushing my $100 Fitbit down the toilet, I thought – gee, Sacramento and I share something in common: we can’t have nice things. Yes, I’ve been bitching and moaning about Sacramento for a long time. And pretty much doing nothing about it. Apparently, I expect “them” to do something about it. [...]
Hostess’ Twinkie the Kid Proclaims: “I’m Not Dead Yet”
When Hostess Brands, makers of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Ho-Hos, shut its doors on Friday after an unresolvable strike, Twinkie the Kid was discovered face down in an alley of dumpsters amidst rotten fish and day old bread. The Kid, formerly known as Harold Blumenspiegel, was accosted by the media and probed for his reaction [...]
I Voted: A Polling Station Review
When was the last time you really hunkered down and dug into a juicy squirrel pot pie? You know, the ones you get at the Parks & Rec Snack Shop where they are really fresh. Like, baked that very morning, off-the-tree fresh? With that lightly toasted Kings Hawaiian bun and cranberry mayonnaise? Makes your mouth [...]
