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Need Help With Your Twitter Bio? Actually, That’s Not a Question.

As of press time, there are approximately 1,436 katrillion Twitter users, so I can understand why it might be difficult to distinguish yourself from everyone else in your Twitter Bio when you’ve only got 140 or whatever characters. Maybe you use Twitter to chat with friends. Or maybe you use it pass on world-crushing news [...]

How To: Use Redirect to Reclaim Lost Feed Subscribers After Switching to WordPress

Did you lose a bunch of Feedburner subscribers after switching from say, Blogger to WordPress? OMG – me too! We should go out for coffee sometime. This is usually because the feed’s URL on each platform is different. So you have all these subscribers (either through their RSS readers or their blog rolls) pointing at [...]

Why I Never Comment On Your Blog: (A Disqus Primer)

We interrupt our regularly scheduled hilarity to bring you the latest in How-To bloggery. Do you comment on other people’s blogs that use Disqus, only to have them never return your calls? Do you know why this is? It is because you have failed to list your blog’s URL. BUT!… You can increase your chances [...]

How To Put a Puzzle Together (A Step by Step Guide)

1. Visit a friend who is in the middle of putting a puzzle together. Notice how much you enjoy helping him with it. 2. Receive a puzzle from said friend as an ostensible gift. (WARNING: If friend is giving you a puzzle that he has not yet put together himself first, ask yourself why.) 3. [...]

How Disco Can Save Your Life

So this man-eating squirrel attacked me while I was rooting around in his nut stash (whatever THAT means) the other day. He came at me squealing like a banshee and by merely trying to defend myself, I accidentally smashed him over the head with my Pillowcase O’ Pennies. As hard as I could. Then I [...]

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